Sage Marital Advice

Rotund man in his mid-40s, whining loudly on his cell phone a couple aisles away,

“You are always bucking at me. Always bucking at me. Just bucking and kicking and bucking and kicking.

You never listen to what the woman is supposed to do. You only listen to what the man is supposed to do. That’s why we are always arguing.

If you would just shut your mouth and listen and be submissive, we would never argue.”

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…Hard to argue with that logic