“Do you want to live forever?”

Dude on the street holding open a notebook full of scribblings and charts, “Do you want to live forever?”

“No.”

Dude, as he storms off, “Man, another one lost. That was why the Mayan calendar ended, so that we could live forever, yo! You are missing out on living forever and you don’t even know better.”

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Saying ‘Yes’ would likely have had a more interesting result, but how was one to know that Mayans were going to be involved?