Tag Archive: People
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Snack Tip
Helpful stoner grocery clerk at Trader Joe’s, “Dude, that five layer dip is awesome! It is so good, you should totally get two of them and make it a ten layer dip,… Continue reading
Foreign travel
Man behind the cash register in California, “I have never been out of the country. Well, no…that is not quite true. I have been to Arizona and Nevada.”
“Do you want to live forever?”
Dude on the street holding open a notebook full of scribblings and charts, “Do you want to live forever?” “No.” Dude, as he storms off, “Man, another one lost. That was why… Continue reading
65 Years Together
Russ, in his World War II Veterans ball cap and short sleeved plaid shirt tucked into his jeans, will be 89 next week. He was sitting in the massage chair next to mine.… Continue reading
Sage Marital Advice
Rotund man in his mid-40s, whining loudly on his cell phone a couple aisles away, “You are always bucking at me. Always bucking at me. Just bucking and kicking and bucking and kicking.… Continue reading